Jessica Rabbit aka Slut-Trooper

I love when artists mix two universes. Here we see the voluptuous Jessica Rabbit from the classic and ground-breaking film, “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” dresses in classic Star Wars Storm Trooper gear. I like to call this, Slut-Trooper.

You know how many comic and pop culture porn parodies are out there? If not, I’ll be sure to bring you up to speed in a future post. But seeing this one makes me feel a disturbance in the force.And I mean that in a good way. Look at those boots! She’s not blasting rebels, she’s featuring as a galactic stripper at the Mos Eisley Cantina!

Hard times have come upon Jessie Rabbit. And it’s not the only thing that has come on her. You know the type of crowd that shithole bar brings in. This bitch must have more diseases than the outbreak monkey. When was that Roger Rabbit movie anyway? 1992? She don’t look that good now. I don’t car how advanced photoshop and magic markers are now. She must be going to the same plastic surgeon as Joan Rivers.

That coochie has been had and tossed by the retched scum of Tatoonie. They renamed her vagina The Death Star, because after you get up in that, you’ll be pissing green lasers.

So when Jessica-I-Screw-Like-A-Rabbit tries to hit you up for a lap dance in the champagne room, use the jedi mind trick and tell her, “This isn’t the penis you were looking for… Move along!”

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