M’kay, at about 6:25: male wrestlers should never give relationship advice.  Ever.  They are all generally complete man whores with a few too many screws loose who also usually have drinking and/or drug problems and could not sustain a healthy relationship to save their life.  Sounds like I’m generalizing but we’re talking about a part of the entertainment industry.

Let’s be real here, and the entertainment industry is filled with some pretty messed up individuals, and even that is putting it mildly.    Individuals who are messed in the bad, I’ll stab whomever I need to in the back in order to advance my career way, not the good, fun, comical, no drugs necessary, can have fun wherever, whenever way (like I am), mind you.

Before all those “child labor laws” were implemented, things actually used to be a lot worse.

I’ll just sit here and wait for one of said wrestlers I just described to leave the obligatory “I’m a woman, I’m not allowed to have an opinion, I’m supposed to be in the kitchen making them a sammich then performing oral sex on them while they eat it” comment (and that is why they all usually wind up alone, you see how that works?)

Actually, they’re either a douche that I’ve described above, or they’re really a huge fanboy geek who keep their video game guns in their pants cuz it makes them feel cool, and they try to make up for it by trying to act like a a big scary GRRRR wrassler.

Yup. True story.