Are Women Superheroes More Effective?


I’m not an advocate of domestic violence – but I am firm believer that if some one hits you, regardless of gender, you have the right to knock them the fuck out! Wanna act like a man, then you can get punched like a man.

The I started to make comparisons in Superheroes. And as iconic and popular as some of the women characters are – they easily take a backseat as the sidekick or love interest to the male superheros. I don’t understand why. Women have equality in just about everything except professional sports and comic heroes. Now I’ve see girls that can whip some ass. But for marketing purposes, she has to be hot too. I get it. Tits and Ass sell even in the ink and color world.

But let’s take it a little deeper, shall we? Effectiveness – what’s stronger? The power of the fist or the power of the pussy? I’m not kidding. Think about it. When two men have a problem that play this machismo game of “I’m Not Backing Down”. But when a man is in a conflict of a woman, all she has to do is throw on the charm and and give a hint that if things go her way, he’ll be rewarded with some of the super snatch.

Man vs. Man – “Fuck you! You’re gonna have to kill me. There’s nothing you can do to stop me.”

Man vs. Woman – “Yeah baby, whatever you need. I’m sure we can work this out. Let me just give you my number so this kind of shit doesn’t get out of hand again.”

See what I mean. If I were hard criminal and and dressed like bat was after me – we’d be fighting to the death like the ending of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid. But if it were a super hottie, I might be mesmerized by her perfectly round boobage and juicy ass. I’d be playing hard to get, but in a totally different manner.

So the moral of this story is that world peace can be achieved without war and nuclear weapons. Just obey the pussy, because there is plenty of it to go around. Just remember, that choice does have it repercussions. And when fuck up, you’re gonna wish you took the bullet from the man instead!

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